consulting-the-winchesters:

wearejohnlocked:

enerjax:

CORPSES :D

i wasn’t ready for this post

wh

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

vh1:

On why he would marry Spock (Fuck/Marry/Kill game) x

Don’t we wish we were all good at maths? 

(Source: mishasteaparty)

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fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else

therealbitchpudding:

me

(Source: onehappykarla)

reddle:

evilhasnever:

babblingbug:

alanna-sunflower:

YEAH BABY!! 

KICK THEIR BUTTS >:3

actual baby orion pax.

I seem to have cannons in my arms??

fuckin princess..

(Source: robotopossum)

conversation I just had with brother's friends

Bro's friends: You would spend the power-bowl money on a collage rather then retiring?
Me: I don't think you understand, MCAD.
Bro's friends: But you could hire an artist to teach you-
Me: Where's the fun in that? Its MCAD, its like my dream school.
Me: *starts tearing up at the thought of being able to go*
Bro's friends: But you could retire.